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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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