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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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