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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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