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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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