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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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