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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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