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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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