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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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