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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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