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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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