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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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