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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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