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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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