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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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