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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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