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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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