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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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