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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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