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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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