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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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