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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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