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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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