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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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