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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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