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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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