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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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