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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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