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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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