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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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