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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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