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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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