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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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