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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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