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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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