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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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