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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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