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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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