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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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