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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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