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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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