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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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