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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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