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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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