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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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