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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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