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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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