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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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