Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.