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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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