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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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