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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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