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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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