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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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