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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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