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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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