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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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