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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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