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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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