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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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