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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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