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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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