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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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