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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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