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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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