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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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