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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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