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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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